...Well. That would mean I'm in hell and I don't know how that would have happened.

[Unless someone caught onto what he was planning and stabbed him in his sleep? But he'd have felt that. There's no way the other Teensies are decent enough assassins to kill him painlessly even with magic. Also this doesn't feel like his personal hell.]

But use whatever excuse you have if it keeps your head in one piece. [shrug]