[This is not helping Ales take him seriously. He might not have taken him seriously at all no matter what, though.]

...And you can take the coffee pot with you, if that makes you feel better. I'm sure no one would miss it. [And if they complain, boo hoo. Ales can live without coffee and so can they.]

Anyway, I have to find something to eat. Dark, messy cabinets are fine for people like you, but I have a life.