Oh, I can't do that. The kitchen is where the Wilkins Coffee™ is! And without that, I'm nothin'. Without Wilkins Coffee™, you're nothing!

[A beat. Wilkins looks Ales up and down.]

You know, normally right about now is when you'd disappear into the void of nightmares where Mr. Wilkins torments the non-Wilkins Coffee™ drinkers for eternity.

[He doesn't seem too phased, though. Surely it'll happen at some point.]