[Bad Cop frowns. He'd love to go flashing badges in everyone's faces, but after a humiliating few days of trying to take down the giants with nothing but his bare hands...he's learned his lesson. Go about things in a way that actually accomplishes something.]

Oh, I've got many bones to pick with all of you weirdos and criminal scum. [Whoop. We're in full Bad Cop mode right now.] If we were back in Bricksburg, you'd all be arrested, tortured, and thrown into President Business's think tank.

[...At least he's honest.]