[Bad Cop stares right back at Erik, a sour expression on his face.]
Tiny Lego man?! [He scoffs.] You're the one who's giant. You and your...weird...sausage hand things....
[He shudders, and his head suddenly spins around to reveal...another face? It's Good Cop! This one looks much more chipper and has round glasses. He smiles at Erik in an innocent manner.]
Oh, the risk of fire is quite real, sir. But I'm sure you'd be fine afterwards!
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Tiny Lego man?! [He scoffs.] You're the one who's giant. You and your...weird...sausage hand things....
[He shudders, and his head suddenly spins around to reveal...another face? It's Good Cop! This one looks much more chipper and has round glasses. He smiles at Erik in an innocent manner.]
Oh, the risk of fire is quite real, sir. But I'm sure you'd be fine afterwards!