[Animals, all of them. He's been locked in with uncultured ingrates as some sort of prank. At least there's some food that may or may not have been poisoned.

Actually, let's not take a pretzel.

The Muppet gets a tired look, which is quickly replaced with a practiced small.] Good morning! Funny to see you in a place like this. Have you decided to become part of a balanced breakfast and live in the dark for the rest of your life?