[Bad Cop lets out an undignified shriek, stumbling backwards and turning to face the Muppet. He nearly topples right back over the edge of the cabinet, but manages to catch his balance at the last minute. He grits his teeth, trying to regain his composure.
Luckily, Good Cop swoops in with a rather chipper expression.]
Hiya! Nice to meet you!
[His face spins around again, showing Bad Cop with a stoic expression on his face.]
Just...any coffee. [He taps a plastic hand against the can of Wilkins Coffee™.] This one. It's my favorite.
[Not because it's the only coffee can out and he doesn't want to accidentally get crushed trying to drag out the one he actually wants.]
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Luckily, Good Cop swoops in with a rather chipper expression.]
Hiya! Nice to meet you!
[His face spins around again, showing Bad Cop with a stoic expression on his face.]
Just...any coffee. [He taps a plastic hand against the can of Wilkins Coffee™.] This one. It's my favorite.
[Not because it's the only coffee can out and he doesn't want to accidentally get crushed trying to drag out the one he actually wants.]