vilescience: ((weird science))
Dr. Saria Bellum ([personal profile] vilescience) wrote in [personal profile] legionofmods 2019-03-27 10:58 pm (UTC)

Dr. Saria Bellum | Carmen Sandiego

i - meticulous planning

[When Dr. Bellum wakes from her slumber, she immediately has several opinions on the architecture and comfort of her room. First of all, it's stunning, and she makes a mental note to make adjustments to her own laboratory back on VILE island. However, it takes a few moments for her to actually realize that she doesn't actually remember where she is. Odd.

Her memory doesn't return when she continues to explore her surroundings, but from the architecture and the extensive bios (especially on the fact that she works for VILE, listed as "Valuable Imports, Lavish Exports"), she assumes that there's been some sort of conference called in one of the many VILE outposts throughout the world. It's just that she doesn't seem to recall how she arrived here in the first place. Perhaps one of her memory experiments backfired on her, which may as well be the case.

You might find yourself being approached by a short Pakistani woman in a rather odd-looking lab coat--it has shoulder pads, for Christ's sake. Her goggles seem to gleam in the glow of the magma.]


Excuse me, do you mind directing me to the staff office? I'll need to meet with my colleagues and discuss what I have missed.

ii - (we'll have food)

[Dr. Bellum quickly learns that this is not, in fact, a VILE outpost. It's better. Who cares if they were kidnapped against their will? She's killed plenty of people in her time, not including all the other villainous things she's done. She just has to play her cards right, and she'll be in the League, perhaps even pull in her other colleagues at VILE when she gets there. After all, collaboration is key to success, is it not?

She manages to locate a dingy and dusty tech lab with far too much scattered and broken equipment to be safe, but she's worked in worse conditions. She gets to work cleaning up and stripping the equipment for parts. If you enter the lab while she's working, she'll perk up, holding up a rather janky looking baton-like device. Electricity sparks from one end as she waves it towards you.]


Oh, good! A visitor! Come here, I need to test how effective this device is and how it compares to my more professional crackle rods.

[Later, she can be found in the kitchens, trying to hack the screens to access the Internet. Good luck trying to get food while she's occupied here. She seems to be...trying to look for cat videos, for some reason?

In an irritated tone, she says:]


If you haven't noticed, I happen to be engaged in a matter of great importance right now.

iii - wildcard

[feel free to tag me with something else you've got in mind!]

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