[A squat, blue man who smells vaguely like chum and desperation is wandering through the halls of the volcanic lair, looking more mildly confused and put out than anything else.]
Gunter, sweetie, I understand if you want to try redecorating, and it's great you're showing initiative, but when you melt all of Daddy's ice and snow it makes him very upset. So come on out so we can fix this mess, okay?
[He takes a second to listen, before his attitude abruptly shifts. Angry, cold energy crackles around his eyes and hands, a miniature blizzard whipping up around him.]
GUNTER! GET OUT HERE AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS THIS INSTANT! GUNTER!
》We'll Have Food《 Vroom! Brrrrrrrb- beep beep!
[Ice King has discovered the vehicle hanger. The fact that the hovercars are entirely inoperable has affected exactly nothing about his enjoyment of this situation.]
GET OUT OF THE ROAD, GRANNY! Woohoo!
》Tenacity Spanning《 No! NO! It's all lies, I swear!
[Ice King looks well and truly panicked, grabbing anything available and trying to shove it over the monitors showing himself.]
Ice King | Adventure Time
Gunter? Guuuuunteeeer!
[A squat, blue man who smells vaguely like chum and desperation is wandering through the halls of the volcanic lair, looking more mildly confused and put out than anything else.]
Gunter, sweetie, I understand if you want to try redecorating, and it's great you're showing initiative, but when you melt all of Daddy's ice and snow it makes him very upset. So come on out so we can fix this mess, okay?
[He takes a second to listen, before his attitude abruptly shifts. Angry, cold energy crackles around his eyes and hands, a miniature blizzard whipping up around him.]
GUNTER! GET OUT HERE AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS THIS INSTANT! GUNTER!
》We'll Have Food《
Vroom! Brrrrrrrb- beep beep!
[Ice King has discovered the vehicle hanger. The fact that the hovercars are entirely inoperable has affected exactly nothing about his enjoyment of this situation.]
GET OUT OF THE ROAD, GRANNY! Woohoo!
》Tenacity Spanning《
No! NO! It's all lies, I swear!
[Ice King looks well and truly panicked, grabbing anything available and trying to shove it over the monitors showing himself.]
I never wore glasses! I'M NOT A NERD, I'M NOT!
》Is Simply Why I'll《
[Wildcard me.]